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“America Fell In Love With Our Rancid Weezer Disaster”: An Oral History Of ‘Pinkerton’
You’re A 13-Year-Old Girl: Can You Find A Date To The Sadie Hawkins Dance?
‘Invest In My Blood Idea Before I Jab You’: An Oral History Of Theranos
Bedtime Stories For Adults: A Few Of The Most Boring Times I Went To CVS To Buy Advil
Go Ethan! Go Ethan! Go Ethan!
YES I’m Pissed Off: 5 Times Freaking ‘Paula’ (If That Is Her Real Name) Came Into My Bead Store And FUCKED UP All The Beads!!!!
Guess They’re Not Doing Pride Month: McDonald’s Just Released An Ad Making It Clear That Ronald McDonald Is Aggressively Heterosexual And Only Sleeps With Hot 23-Year-Old Women Who Work In Marketing
Think White Guys Can’t Rap? Think Again. His Name Is Eminem, And He’s Got A Beat That Just Might Make You Dance—And Think.
5 Times I Went On Another Date With The Headless Guy Even Though I Promised My Friends I Wouldn’t
Mind-Blowing: This Incredible Fan Theory Suggests That Mr. Bean Is A Weird And Goofy Dude